Baby-proofing Liberals

From the Department of Homeland Security
Five Ways to Encourage Liberals to Have Fewer Children
If you’re a liberal, here’s what you can do to make Karl Rove a very happy man: Get yourself a labradoodle. Or any other kind of dog, for that matter. Even a cat will do.
Just don’t have children.
That [...]

N. Korean Free Speech

An interesting posting on Al Jazeera:
“North Korea has lashed out at the South Korean government for what it calls the “fascist action” of blocking public access to websites sympathetic to the North.”
http://english.aljazeera.net/NR/exeres/3FE35248-0843-4DB1-97D4-DBBDB0CD9D7C.htm
You know you’re in trouble when North Korea is criticizing your free speech practices.

Knock-knock

A man walks into a bar. He turns around and walks right back out. He knows what’s coming. He’s not carrying a duck. He’s not carrying anything. He’s a normal guy, there’s not anything unusual about him. He doesn’t have a slick bet or hustle. He doesn’t have a story to tell. So the bartender [...]

Shower Gravity

I yelled a question to my husband while he was in the shower the other day (I rarely have the patience to wait until he’s finished with, say, brushing his teeth before I must blurt out some mundane comment and then ask him a question he clearly can’t answer with a mouth full of foam.) [...]